Yeah, John, but since they started draining the swamp, they’re like rats abandoning a sinking ship. They’re showing up everywhere: on people’s front lawns, in their drain pipes, in their closets, in their coffins, even under their beds. (You will be sure to check under your bed before you go to sleep tonight, John, won’t you?) 🙂
Some of these clowns are even replacing the children of families. It’s difficult at first for some parents to accept the fact that their 6 year old has been replaced by a clown, but they soon warm to the fact and end up loving the clown so much more than they loved their own 6 year old brat.
Just a heads up though: be wary of the clowns called Nancy Chucky, Adam, and Joey – – – the’re NOT nice clowns. They’re very deceitful, and they lie a LOT – – – especially the Adam clown. 🙂